Oh my GOD. That’s not a spider. That’s Satan. Call the fucking military or something tell them that the radioactive spiders have gotten loose.
i just like his helmet.
Nope, sorry, fuck that, I’m out.
i am calling the police
First I’d be like:
Then I’d do this to my entire state:
*sets fire to apartment, only possible solution*
DID THAT THING FUCKING JUMP AT THEM!?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
THAT’S IT TUMBLR PEOPLE ARE ALL MOVING TO A NEW PLANET. FACEBOOKERS CAN DIE WITH THE SPIDERS